Pick UP Lines [Archive] - ForumsHQ
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2002 1:26 pm
Pick Up Lines That May Get You Killed
1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in
your hole?
2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear
you like a feed bag.
3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be
you by morning!
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or
fertilized?
5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name
to go with your face.
6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't
hold it in.
7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti.
Let's go fuck.
8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love
to tap that ass!
9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left
leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
10. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't
know whether to mount you or eat you!
11. Your parents must be retarded, because you are
special.
12. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the
inside?
13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I =
69?
14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You
hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
15. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't
dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I
said you look fat in those pants"
16. I'm new in town, could I have directions to
your house.
17. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name
Yolanda?
18. I love every bone in your body - especially
mine.
19. You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.
20. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery
when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
21. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find
him? I think he went into this motel room.
22. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I
lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
23. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's
everywhere I want to be.
24. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the
money?
25. I may not be the best looking guy here, but
I'm the only one talking to you.
26. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if
I were on you, I'd be coming too.
27. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it
appears that someone beat me to it.
28. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille
name tag.
1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in
your hole?
2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear
you like a feed bag.
3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be
you by morning!
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or
fertilized?
5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name
to go with your face.
6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't
hold it in.
7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti.
Let's go fuck.
8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love
to tap that ass!
9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left
leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
10. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't
know whether to mount you or eat you!
11. Your parents must be retarded, because you are
special.
12. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the
inside?
13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I =
69?
14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You
hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
15. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't
dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I
said you look fat in those pants"
16. I'm new in town, could I have directions to
your house.
17. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name
Yolanda?
18. I love every bone in your body - especially
mine.
19. You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.
20. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery
when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
21. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find
him? I think he went into this motel room.
22. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I
lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
23. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's
everywhere I want to be.
24. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the
money?
25. I may not be the best looking guy here, but
I'm the only one talking to you.
26. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if
I were on you, I'd be coming too.
27. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it
appears that someone beat me to it.
28. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille
name tag.