The Crash [Archive] - ForumsHQ
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 12:59 pm
An airplane was about to crash; there were 4
passengers on board but
only 3
parachutes.
The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The
best NBA Basketball
player,
the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.." So he
took the first pack
and
left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am
the wife of the
former
President of the United States, I am the most
ambitious woman in the
world,
I am also a New York Senator, a potential future
President and above
all,
the cleverest woman in the world." She just took
the second parachute
and
jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, The Pope, says to the fourth
passenger, a 10
year-old
school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have
many years left, as a
Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you
have the last parachute.
The boy said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left
for you. America's
cleverest woman has taken my school backpack."
passengers on board but
only 3
parachutes.
The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The
best NBA Basketball
player,
the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.." So he
took the first pack
and
left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am
the wife of the
former
President of the United States, I am the most
ambitious woman in the
world,
I am also a New York Senator, a potential future
President and above
all,
the cleverest woman in the world." She just took
the second parachute
and
jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, The Pope, says to the fourth
passenger, a 10
year-old
school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have
many years left, as a
Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you
have the last parachute.
The boy said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left
for you. America's
cleverest woman has taken my school backpack."