WOrk Related [Archive] - ForumsHQ
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2002 2:23 pm
Phrases I love to use at work!
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Ahhh... I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Ahhh... I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.