xzero [Archive] - ForumsHQ
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 10:26 am
Xzero decides to try horseback riding, even though he has
had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but xzero begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, he grabs for the horse's
mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the
side of the horse anyway.
Finally, giving up his frail grip, xzero attempts to leap away from the horse and throw hisself to safety.
Unfortunately his foot has become entangled in the stirrup, he
is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves
as his head is struck against the ground over and over.
As his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to his great fortune....
Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees him and unplugs the horse.
FLAMER
had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but xzero begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, he grabs for the horse's
mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the
side of the horse anyway.
Finally, giving up his frail grip, xzero attempts to leap away from the horse and throw hisself to safety.
Unfortunately his foot has become entangled in the stirrup, he
is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves
as his head is struck against the ground over and over.
As his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to his great fortune....
Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees him and unplugs the horse.
FLAMER