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Old People Football



An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After

laying there a few minutes, the old man farts and

says, "Seven Points."



His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was

that?"



The old man replied, "It's fart football."



A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says,

"Touchdown, tie score."



After about five minutes the old man farts again and

says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7."



Not to be out done the wife rips another one and

says, "Touchdown, tie score."



Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and

says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."



Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to get

beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.

Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything

he has, but instead of farting, he poops the bed.



The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?"



The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."

is this a true story about you and RabidBomb?

Ummm you should know you where there!

guys, you have carried this too far. *now i'm offended

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oh, but that was a funny joke

Thanks

And yea we are getting kinda deap

funny shit man.

Maybe it's time to be nice... Honestly, i'm sick of reading all the bash Ray posts.

shrug. but.. not my forums.

so...

Ok Ok..we'll bash you instead

You imbecile, you wouldn't know HOW to even start. Bring it on fool