trip to the pharmacy [Archive] - ForumsHQ
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2002 2:50 pm
A guy walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can
help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his
wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused,
"Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"
The redneck answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I
sent my wife to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came
home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, hell,
I figure if I have to roll my own, she can too!"
aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can
help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his
wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused,
"Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"
The redneck answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I
sent my wife to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came
home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, hell,
I figure if I have to roll my own, she can too!"