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Once their was a magician that lived on a Pirate shit. This ship sailed the seven sea’s and he was hired to entertain the crew on their long journeys. *Well this magician thought it to be a good idea to buy a talking parrot to sit on his shoulder during his magic act.. So when he starts doing his magic to the crew, the parrot sees everything and starts blurting out all of his secrets….. ‘That’s a different hat!’ ‘The ring has a gap in it!’ ‘He stuffs the handkerchief into a fake thumb’… and this goes on and on, until the shipmates aren’t impressed at all… So the magician starts to hate the parrot, and I’m talking seriously HATE the parrot… He dreams about killing it, feeding it to the rats aboard. So one night as he’s lying in bed, dreaming about making the parrot Walk The Plank, he is startled by a very laud CRASH and then an explosion. The ship HITS something, and the magician find’s himself floating on a loose board all by himself. About a week goes by, and the magician looks up and sees the parrot on the other end of the board. The magician looks at the parrot and sez, ‘what do you want?’ the parrot reply’s *‘I don't know how you did it, but I give up! Where's the ship?'

oh man.. no NO NOOOOOO!!!!!



Tristian

that was stupid.

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