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[Aragon]

Ode to Yamamabitch

holla.



Pimp juice.

She only want me for my pimp juice (that's all she want me for f'real)

Not my pimp juice, I'm talkin new pimp juice

I think I need to cut her loose (it's time for homegirl to recognize)

Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo

[Aragon]

Originally posted by zan

hahahahha, what song is that from Aragon?



n'sync - bye bye bye :-p

[zan]

Ode to Yamamabitch!



I'm on the brink I wonder what u bitches think

like Madonna walkin round like you ship doesn't stink

No class jack ass bitches actin like a burro

dressed in black head to toe thinkin you're so fuckin euro

Tryin to act Manhattan when you're from some little village

In a Public Enemy shirt and it's all for your image

Cuz any other rap you think it's crap fuckin trash

Bitch talk your shit just never let me get that ass

cuz...

(Chorus)I'll fuck u blind bitch

I'll fuck u blind bitch

I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more

Back in school I knew this chick her name was Sara Bolerdies

and she thought she was the shit becuz she dated older guys

Dumb bitch fuckin whore always wanted to get laid

but never gave the pussy up to anybody in her grade

Played me like a sucker

like a bitch like a punk

that little pussy lickin finger fuckin ho ass cunt

Never once did she speak to anybody in her class

so one day I told her never let me get that ass

cuz...

(Chorus)I'll fuck u blind bitch

I'll fuck u blind bitch

I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more

Now all u bitches gettin fucked

gettin drunk smokin buddha,

Gettin laid and gettin played like fuckin Amy Papuda

Better chill with that before u kill the cat

before u spend your fuckin life lying on your back

U ain't gotta let me fuck u to be liked

get a grip, shit I'll like u just the same if u suck a good dick

And yo I'm not speakin to all u girls at my shows

I'm speakin directly to all u fuckin bitches and hoes

Huh

cuz I love women ones who chill drink and laugh

But if your fake ho don't ever cross my muther fuckin path











**damn I musta blew the meters apart on the language sensors with that song. NO offense Yamama im just playing.

[zan]

My ODE to Prince Galahad!



You took your clothes off

I started to laugh

Thats when I knew it was through

I guess I'll go I'll take a bath

there's nothing else to do.



You stupid asshole

know you're making me sick

You stupid asshole

baby suck my dick



1 2 I'm looking at you

and there ain't nothing I miss

3 4 I'm closing the door

'cause you no longer exist



put out baby



I hear these words panning in my brain

I need a girl who puts out

but you don't and its causing me pain

I'm in the middle of doubt



You stupid asshole

baby I'm one too

You stupid asshole

I don't know what to do



1 2 I'm looking at you

and there aint' nothing I miss

3 4 your just a fucking whore

'cause you no longer exist babe



'cause you no longer exist



yeah

[Raybdbomb]

hrmm



:lol:

[Frizzlat]

pretty?

[Pantharen]

Hey Frizzlat here is my Ode to you.



He's not smart, a C student

And that's after buying his way into school

Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic

Can he read? No one's really quite sure

He signs stuff and he executes people

Maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends

Cocaine and a little drunk driving

Doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief.



Idiot son of an asshole

He's the idiot son of an asshole

Idiot son of an asshole

He's the idiot son of an asshole



Put on some make - up, turn on the 8 - Track,

I'm putting a week back on the shelf,

Suddenly I'm the President, of the United States,

But they I woke up, and realized I'm still me.



He's too dumb, to eat pretzels, apparently smart enough to fix an election.

Moved ??? into the White House,

But most people voted against him.

He likes naps, He's good at naptime, A couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed,

He may be from ????, He's always gonna be ????



Idiot son of an asshole

He's the idiot son of an asshole

Idiot son of an asshole

He's the idiot son of an asshole

Idiot son of an asshole

He's the idiot son of an asshole



He's our president!

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If you laugh at this, then your ok in my books, even if you dun like me because I'm a Canuck ;)

[Pantharen]

Hey Zan, ya might have thought that I'de let you be.

Not a chance so all I gotta say is F**k you; you Son of a bitch :D



Son of a Bitch Lyrics:



You make the stars

Illusions and dreams

You’re what you are

D’you know what I mean



I hear you clear

See in your eyes

Lying to please

It pleases to lie



You say it’s your way

You say we’ll make it

Right to the top

Your bullshit gets me

What have you got



I don’t believe

A word you say

You make me laugh

Get outta my way



You say it’s your way

Now listen to what I think of you:



Son of a bitch

Kiss my ass

Son of a bitch

Son of a bitch

You asshole

Son of a bitch

Cock suckin’ motherfucker

I was right - take this: uuaah



Son of a bitch, ...



Cut you three times below the ass to short to shit

Two timing son of a dog

[Pantharen]

And last but not forgotten; Prince Galahad :)



This is from Alice Cooper, slightly edited for better FX :)



Hey Stoopid Lyrics:Hey bro, take it slow

You've been snortin blow

You’re flying low with a high velocity

No doubt, you’re stressin’ out

That ain’t what rock n’ roll’s about

Get off that one way trip down lonely street



Now I know you’ve been kicked around

You ain’t alone in this ugly town

You stick a needle in your arm

You bite the dust, you buy the farm



Chorus

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid

What ya tryin’ to do

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid

They win you lose

Hey, hye, hey, hey, hey stoopid



C’mon girl, it’s a better day

Got your foot in that grave

Don’t let your daddy tear your asshole apart

C’mon babe, kick that stuff

Show the street it ain’t so tough

Quit lyin’ around with a crippled, broken heart



Now I know you’ve been seeing red

Please put a pistol to your head

Sometimes your answer’s heaven sent

Your way is so damn permanent



Chorus



Ain’t your daddy suckin your cock’

You know, I know

Your story ain’t so shocking

You know, I know

Blow a thick creamy stream

C’mon and scream



Chorus

[Prince Galahad]

zan you motherfucker

i didnt even post in this thread and here you go and do some bullshit like that