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Posted: **Fri May 02, 2003 9:00 pm**

There's always paper bags and closed eyes.. but still.. I'd know that SOB was an ugly mutha

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2003 9:49 pm**

A woman's body is more attractive to a male than a man's body is to a woman.

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2003 9:51 pm**

You think that way because you're male.

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2003 10:24 pm**

ahh but see he's right.. plus with women, beauty is only a light switch away.. I mean damn.. how else did u get married.. :)

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2003 11:51 pm**

asshole

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2003 12:57 am**

or just wrap a flag around her (American or it won't work) and fuck 'er for ol' Glory!

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2003 12:59 am**

true dat

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2003 8:04 am**

No need to fuck with light switches or flags. Bent over a washing machine, radiator, car hood, sink, bathtub, log, chair, etc... will work just fine.

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2003 11:43 am**

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2003 12:55 pm**

Not really.

My immortal