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51) Ray anal raped me!

Originally posted by Xetox

28. We are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.



I tried to explain to my wife once that there are only 3 colors and everything else is a shade. I got "told" that I dont know what the hell I'm talking about and that I'm just trying to make her look dumb. I slept on the couch for a week.



What the hell did I do wrong.......................................



I tried to explain something that women have no concept of, LOGIC. So I have deduced that women have no logic.



She has 30 pairs of shoes?

I have 1 pair of boots, and a pair of sandals.

She has 1 drawer that is nothing but underwear.

My underwear are in the same drawer as my t-shirts and socks.

She has 2 closets full of crap she never wears.

I dont use a closet.

we have 8 drawers in our dresser, I use 3.

We have seperate bathrooms (thank god)

She drives a 1998 Neon (POS)

I drive a 1967 GTO ragtop.

She gets the oil changed at Walmart.

I change the oil myself.

ETC, ETC, ETC.

I love my wife, but she is completely without logic.



I have one question, WTF does she need 30 fucking pairs of shoes?

I can see the reason for thirty pairs of shoes, if you are into that kind of thing. She probably wouldn't be able to see the reason why you'd want a P4 3.2ghz w/ a gig+ of ram, blah blah blah. That's simply a preference. Women like to look good, and if you've ever seen a woman in more than one outfit, you can understand that shoes DO go with their outfits. They try to keep a color scheme wheras most guys throw on the cleanest things closest to them.



If you slept on the couch for a week trying to explain color hues and stuff, you shoulda just went on the internet and proved it to her, that's what I used to do with things like that.

Your wife's retarded..



Next time tell her to ask Google. Google knows all. If Google doesn't know it, it doesn't exist.

If Google doesn't know it, it doesn't exist.



Sadly, it's true.

Or rather, its Goo5le now. :)

this is yamama



you make your wife get her oil changed at walmart? my husband changes my oil for me - i havent paid for one ever. hrmph! you should sleep on the couch. :)