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haaha... damn canadians...

Before you Damn us, look at what Canadian Scientists have found.

:D

Something I just realized reading this...



Everyone on here will argue till they're exhausted over race issues, politics, dietary plans, nationality, travels, etc...yet the one thing *no one* ever bitches about is the harsh talk about women.



And I'm not about to start. Give me some more women bashing jokes. Somehow they make me feel better...

Women have a sense of humor. Certain races, politicians, dietitions, nationalities, etc... don't.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in one trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trash cans



Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets off the bar stool?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.





how many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



two, one to actually screw in the lightbulb and a wee li'l lesbian to suck my fucking cock while i supervise

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes.



Nuttin, you already told her twice.







What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head.



All you can eat for under a buck.

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God. ...



"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"



Bill replied: "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"



God said: "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision."



"Fine, but where should I go first?" asked Bill.



God said: "I'm going to leave it up to you."



Bill said: "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell...



It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased.



"This is great!" he told God. "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"



"Fine" said God and off they went.



Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision.



"Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God.



"Fine" retorted God, "as you desire".



So Bill Gates went to Hell.



Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell.



When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.



"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.



Bill responded, his voice full of anguish and disappointment: "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"



God says: "That was the scream saver, What were you expecting, a blue screen of death?"

that....

was just gehy

heh

*snicker*

*egrin*