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Originally posted by Mistress







Have you had your shots young man? :ehh:



the last time i tried to get tested they tried to stick a q-tip up my pee hole. no woman is worth that. i get enough pain when i accidently get soap up that bitch :eek1:

Originally posted by STFU





the last time i tried to get tested they tried to stick a q-tip up my pee hole. no woman is worth that. i get enough pain when i accidently get soap up that bitch :eek1:





:lol: Then there will be no fucking out of my brains for you mister! Guess you have to stick with masturbation :D

Originally posted by Mistress







:lol: Then there will be no fucking out of my brains for you mister! Guess you have to stick with masturbation :D



well, ya know what they say...when it rains, wear a raincoat

Originally posted by STFU





well, ya know what they say...when it rains, wear a raincoat



That doesnt always prevent what you hope it will. Sometimes you wear a raincoat and still get wet.

Originally posted by Mistress





That doesnt always prevent what you hope it will. Sometimes you wear a raincoat and still get wet.



well, to be honest; i know where my hand AND my cat have been

Originally posted by STFU





well, to be honest; i know where my hand AND my cat have been





Cat huh? "nuff said :)

Originally posted by Mistress







Cat huh? "nuff said :)



cat...pussy...can't we get around this terminology?

Originally posted by STFU





cat...pussy...can't we get around this terminology?





im thinking, cat, meow, furry...and well im not furry, but i do purrrrrrrrr ;)

Originally posted by Mistress







im thinking, cat, meow, furry...and well im not furry, but i do purrrrrrrrr ;)



that doesn't sound very challenging. i need goals, you know?

Originally posted by STFU





that doesn't sound very challenging. i need goals, you know?



Goals? What kinda goals you got in mind?