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Viagra aint good if you have a weak ticker, one of my uncles died of heart failure after havin sex, the boy died smilin, he had a weak heart, less than 2 years after a Sextuple Bypass (6 valves repaired in the heart, ie: major fuckin heart surgery)





Damn! Okay, agreed! Peeing on your shoes unpredictibly beats the hell out of sextuple bypass... no blue pill. Shit, getting old is truely going to be hell, no young babes (can't really keep it up), no Viagra, only erotic story writing on the net to "fucksticks" to keep one from shuffling arround slowly hunched over in piss filled shoes all damn day?



What happened to the good old days, the "golden years" where I was told old men walked that way because of aged joints? No damn wonder they are always grumpy as hell all the time!



I hate you, and this Facts of Life thread, I didn't want to know! I hoped to be a dirty ole man in my "golden years"....... *ponders*....... Son of a bitch... "golden years" that is why they called it that. MOTHER *&($@%!!!



*cry*



Now all I have to look forward to is thick spidery hair jetting from my nose and ears, dark socks (so pee stains don't show), permantly wet urine soaked wrinkled feet, genitals and legs and/or "fuckstick" for the only temp relief from it all? Damn you! Damn you strait to hell, for telling me...



No wonder they go grey then pull it all out of thier poor heads, who wouldn't after years of worrying "golden years" are on the way.

No wonder they go grey then pull it all out of thier poor heads, who wouldn't after years of worrying "golden years" are on the way.



Well your lucky that this shit doesn't happen to you at a young age.. like myself. Women having babies kind of prematurely ages you. Like coughing.. and saying "oh shit, I just peed on myself" and going "hey you wanna see my belly?? you have to lift my boobs up first to see it" and "no I didn't get a chicken skin skingraph, it's called stretch marks" or how about "that isn't a third nipple, it's called deflation and pucker." So be happy your shtufff sags, wrinkles, and leaks at the end of your life and not before you hit middle age... like a lot of women :)

you have to lift my boobs up first to see it" and "no I didn't get a chicken skin skingraph, it's called stretch marks" or how about "that isn't a third nipple, it's called deflation and pucker." So be happy your shtufff sags, wrinkles, and leaks at the end of your life and not before you hit middle age... like a lot of women :)





Gravity isn't a nice thing to us guys either, I haven't seen my feet since I quit smoking (the first time) about 10 years ago. Also I'm mostly salt & pepper, heading more towards salt, and have been for a long long time.



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I started going grey at age 14 :) but I used to dye my hair a lot. Going grey doesn't bother me.

Gravity isn't a nice thing to us guys either, I haven't seen my feet since I quit smoking (the first time) about 10 years ago. Also I'm mostly salt & pepper, heading more towards salt, and have been for a long long time.



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To quote Unreal Tournament...........HEAD SHOT!!!

To quote Unreal Tournament...........HEAD SHOT!!!



Shaddup :D





I started going grey at age 14 but I used to dye my hair a lot. Going grey doesn't bother me.



Greying bugs me, always has, but I'm allergic to hair dye :wahh:

I'm salt n pepper, yet I have a baby face (almost no facial hair)

Greying bugs me, always has, but I'm allergic to hair dye



You know they have all natural hair dyes... Clairol Naturals for one... if you go to Sallys beauty supply they may be able to help ya out.

And to get BACK on topic.. of what the original post was about... sharing so called "intimate moments" has nothing to do with sexuality.. or gaining insight to it for that matter. I hate when people put a guise on things in order to make it appear more innocent or palatable. Im not saying if they had been honest there would have been a better response. It just reminds me how many men out there actually think if they cloak their sexual desires (or any desire rather) as being honorable that us "naturally obvlivious" females will jump at the chance to exploit ourselves. Like this... trying to play it off as if it were somehow scientific and purely for informational purposes.. which to any idiot, it is obvious that is not the case.



I say if you want sexual insight... start researching sexuality.. different sexualities like gays, bi-sexuals, transgendered, and those suffering through hermaphrodite disorder. Then research how those mentioned above along with different cultures express their sexuality. Hell maybe the first thing you should do is to define sexuality for yourself.



In conclusion your either another prick male trying to disguise sexual frustration with nobility and actually think women are dumb enough to fall for your trickery or you're a poor fool that is so socially inept that you can't even explain what your own thoughts, questions, and desires are and so completely clueless that you don't even know what questions to ask.



(i felt like ranting... can you tell??)

You know they have all natural hair dyes... Clairol Naturals for one... if you go to Sallys beauty supply they may be able to help ya out.



Sally's Beauty supply????



it's the dye itself I'm allergic to, not the chemicals.

it's the dye itself I'm allergic to, not the chemicals.



http://www.naturalhairdye.com/



They are all henna based.. and if you don't know what henna is.. it's the substance used to make the dots on people's foreheads of middle eastern countries.. you know dots not feathers kind of Indians. It obviously is not going to last as long as traditional hair dye. But I am betting these kits are made for women.. which means they probably contain a good amount of the dye. And you could seperate it into a couple parts (not mixed together) and could get several dyes out of one kit.