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All I want is a WIFE!

Yall know what WIFE stands for eh...



WASHING IRONING FUCKING ETC.

Mauve is the color, when you have red wings at the end of a girls period.









lmao... I like you. So that's what color my face is when I wake up... I never knew that. You're friends with Stu. You're cool... :wordup:

Women dont sweat, fart or belch.







Yes they do. Becky farted on "Roseanne" tonight. And my ex fiancee and I used to have contests to see who could fart/burp the loudest. Those Canadian women must be stuck up. Come to Illinois, the women rule.

Tony asked which sunday you want him there :D



If she looks like Winona Ryder, which Sunday can *I* be there?

If she looks like Winona Ryder, which Sunday can *I* be there?



Hey Hey Hey! Back-off :D



As for Illinois women, speaking from experience...pbbbbbbbbb

I wish they all could be Canadian Girls....



Why have the rest, when ya can have the best :P :P :P :P

Yes they do. Becky farted on "Roseanne" tonight. And my ex fiancee and I used to have contests to see who could fart/burp the loudest. Those Canadian women must be stuck up. Come to Illinois, the women rule.



Illinois sucks!! And Rockford people are just freakin snobby as hell. And BTW.. FUCK YEAH I'm cool... ;) heheheheh

If she looks like Winona Ryder, which Sunday can *I* be there?



Umm I don't look like her anymore.. but my drivers license does.. and BTW my avatar is a pic of me.. and for the hell of it.. here is a link to my photos:



http://photos.yahoo.com/islanscotts

Those Canadian women must be stuck up. Come to Illinois, the women rule.



You aint had the best, til you've had a True Canadian Beaver.