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Ok, so I read this thread awhile back, and again just now.. Speed, can you recommend any particular brand of cleanser? I quit smoking about a week and a half ago, trying to get a new job that pays twice what I'm getting now, don't want to fuck it up. Also, THC stays in your system for 30 days (not including hair), correct? If I don't piss clean I think I'll have to shoot myself..





Step 1: Stop smoking until after the urinalysis.



If you can't do step one, stop now, shoot yourself :) You said you quit smoking about a week and a half ago, good, as long as you stay off you shouldn't have a problem.



Step 2: Run to GNC, ask the guy for detoxification pills. They are the generic GNC tablets, costs like $14 for way more than enough. Take six a day, two at a time three times a day, for as long as you can before you go to your test. Stop two days before.



Step 3: Drink water, minimum of 120 ounces a day (yes, this is just shy of a gallon). Try not to drink milk with the tablets, it coats your stomach and forces most of the tablet out through your asshole.



Step 4: If you've been able to take these tablets for a week or two, go to your local drug store and pick up a $10 OTC Marijuana urine test. You might piss clean, depending on your eating habits, body type, and amount of weed smoked prior. Remember, 28 days is the halflife in a normal persons body. If you've got a higher fat content (thc sticks to fat cells), less active lifestyle, or a grease-heavy diet, it's going to be longer than 28 days.



If you piss clean, keep taking the pills til two days before you stop. If not, depending on the company, you may have thc levels that are "under the limit" (they get numbers, all labs have different tolerances, most are damn small tho).



You're best bet would be to get some ready clean tablets. Depending on your area, or how long you have, you can get them. I can't find them around here, but they are sold online. They are like $30 a pack. You take the tablets, drink lots of water, and bam you're good (out of every person I've ever met to take these pills, not one has failed). If you can't get pills, grab the Ready Clean drink. It's not pleasant, but as long as you've been clean for 48 hours (longer preferably), and you take the test within a couple hours of drinking it (AFTER you've pissed out all the crap), you're good.



When you take the drink (maybe pills too, never asked), you'll want to piss two or three times before you actually take the urinalysis. The first piss will be normal, the second might be. Once you piss neon green, you'll know you're good to take the test with your next piss or later.

Good deal, thanks for the advice. I NEED this job, so there's no way I'm gonna screw it up by smoking before I do the UA. I was smoking more or less a quarter a week up until I quit and I'm a skinny guy - 4% or less body fat, eat pretty damn healthy. Headed to GNC right after work. ;) I'm going to take every word of your advice, can't be too safe IMO. You da man, Speed..

A quarter a week and skinny you should have no problem at all. I've seen people on an ounce a week who are overweight pass tests quickly. How long until you are taking the test?

I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure I have at least a month from now. I'm going to take their typing / math tests today, almost certain I'll get the job. It's an Indian Casino that's expanding - hiring 600 new employees by January - so I don't know if I'll be hired on now or later on this year. Can't wait to get the UA out of the way, bought some killer kush that's screaming to be smoked. Thanks again, Speed.

i heard that if you don't smoke weed every fucking day you'd be clean.



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Does Urine luck really work? Are there better things out there

Does Urine luck really work? Are there better things out there? It's been about 2 and a half weeks since I've smoked and my test is on monday. What do you recomend?

That you don't take the test? I'll bet that if you go buy one of those OTC Marijuana tests you won't pass... if you read what's been said in this thread, 28 days is pretty much the minimum that THC will stay in your system.. Unless you've been detoxing like mad since you last stopped, I'd say you're screwed..

Ya know, I miss getting high so much that I actually dreamt about it a couple nights back.. But being able to walk into a room and remember what I went in there for is awfully nice..

First off, 28 days is certainly not the minimum.



"Unfortunately, this may be difficult since urine tests may detect marijuana 1-5 days after an occasional use, 1-3 weeks in regular users, and 4-6 weeks in multiple daily users." ----- www.norml.org



There is basically no sound, scientific or medical evidence that supports over the counter "detox" products as helping with drug tests.



These "detox" products are comparable to stuff you buy at GNC .. all that herbal shit and stuff that MIGHT help you, but there is aboslutely no solid evidence to say it will.



So what do you do then? I just got on probation for my 2nd MIP of alcohol. On Monday the 19th I have a "probation explanation" which POSSIBLY could mean a drug test for me. Any meeting I have with my probation officer in the next 6 months could possibly mean I have a drug test.



I haven't smoked in 2 weeks now. Before those two weeks I smoked like 3 or 4 times over the course of a week .. just a bowl or so each time. Then before that week I didn't smoke for 21 days.



Basically the most effective thing you can do is to not smoke for as long as possible.. exercise, and a day before your test start drinking a shit load of water .. like 1 gallon a day. On the day of your drug test drink 1 gallon of water. DONT LET YOUR DRUG TEST PISS BE THE FIRST PISS OF THE DAY. The metabolites tend to build up over night.



In order to make your piss yellow (all the water you drink will make it clear as hell) .. you need to go to GNC and get some B2 or B12 type vitamins and take 50-100mg.



This is the dilution method.