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Dear Khaled,



It very much so disturbs me that you know of this sort of website. You seem to have read me wrong.



Whoa.



*throws up*



Sincerely,

Platinum



I'm sorry, but you're going to have to phrase that in in the form of a question (http://y.20q.net:8095/btest). I wish I could help, but you're awfully vague and seem to have ambivalent feelings about poop. There is just no pleasing some people.



Other than that, all I can say is that they (poopersonals) very likely diseased.

The question website is pretty nifty, even tho it had to guess twice.

So whats the final word in weight-limits? You'll have to ease into it. Try having the creature bounce on you lightly until your guts begin to squirt. Find the pre-squirting threshold, and stick with it.



thank you for your help khaled, i dont know what id do without you. i have another ?. i think vegetables would do them some good. what vegetable would be the best and most nutritional for penetration into a/multiple orifices? thanks again. :dunno:

Dear Khaled,

It very much so disturbs me that you know of this sort of website.



*throws up*



Sincerely,

Platinum



Yeah, That was indeed very disgusting and that shouldnt be there. I thought for sure the tubgirl would show up.



I did click on the 3rd link and I purchased a poop pet for my girlfriend, She will love it.

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My Question is... I've read that you can induce hallucinagenic mushrooms through your anus, and it's best if you powder it with cocaine first. True?

If so, Does Vitamin C enhance hallucinations for Mushrooms, as well as LSD..

Hey Khaled (im living in your area and your name is pretty common)

here's the real question... how, after i just broke up in a really really fun (yes, that fun) relationship, can i get to this other girl i had my eyes on? its usually the girl that asks me, but i wanna ask this one. i saw her in a party and i can get her number etc. but do you have advice on what to say?!



yours faithfully

moe (thats my better name)

well then khaled.................. i know that you told me to not quiestion you i have taken it upon myself to completely disobey you and disregard your "do not question me" and act as if it never happened...... so........ Mr. Khaled (also known as: Flopper) is 'joyment' a word?

Looks like I have a backlog piling up, and also a bunch of new questions.



First off, let's congradulate bacon chee on his parole! Good behavior my foot, mr. chee, but whatever excuse the revolving door prison system uses is fine by me. Glad to have you back with us!



Now, on to his question about colorectal health: I knew this topic had to be handled with precision and aplomb to prevent embaressment, discomfort, and even major injury and death, so I consulted the range of nutritionalists, paid sex workers, and even WWF personality George, "the Animal" Steele. (http://www.georgesteele.com/animal/pictures/01.jpg)



George paints a dire picture of colon abuse, "I have pictures of my colon in 1996 and it was ugly. In 1997 my doctor told me the colon had to be removed. It had gotten uglier."



Yes, years of neglect had pushed his colon to the brink. How, you ask, can such a calamity be avoided? For that answer, I consulted a People Magazine quote on Slim Goodbody, which reads, "John Burstein (a.k.a. Slim Goodbody) really puts his heart - and his lungs, stomach and liver [and his colon, perhaps? -ed.]- into his work. In a body stocking painted with designs of the his internal organs, [Burstein] has already invited millions of youngsters to 'take a look inside and see... what goes on inside of me.'"



For all his bluff colon talk, his site (http://www.slimgoodbody.com/) is somewhat less explicite than advertised, so I moved on to the self-descibed "enema afficianado" of the acclaimed Enema Within website (http://www.peplove.com/enemawithin.htm), Nancy Ava Miller, M.Ed. Nancy suggests a piping hot pot of Maxwell House brand coffee piped into your pot two-three times daily, followed by one or two tablespoons of Dr. Bronner’s pure, castille peppermint soap. Give that a try.



There are many, many experts out there, and frankly, I am both aroused and naseated by the flood of colon advice pouring down this inter-net superhighway doohicky, so I'll list the remaining resources that I came across (sometimes twice).



Valerie (http://www.geocities.com/valerie_cct/) believes that colon care will cure ADHD, and will gladly share tales of enemizing her little brother--and did you know Princess Di cleased her colon on a weekly basis, and that her fatal car accident may have resulted from a missed session? I did not! Now I do!



Jos-hua (http://www.hps-online.com/), medicine man, offers colon juicing, and also the advice "Rule No. 1 when you are in a hole: stop digging. When you are in a box: step out." By this I think he means do not dig or step into your colon, and if you have stepped in inadvertantly, step out, which is good advice. This is a service Doctor Quinn, medicine woman, does not provide!



Molly McMaster (http://www.rollingtorecovery.com/colossalcolon.htm) has an enormous colon--so big, in fact, that its on display! Get your picture taken inside! Like Molly says, "WITH THE COLOSSAL COLON, YOU CAN'T NOT TALK ABOUT IT!" A truer double negative was never typed in all capital letters, Molly.



Of course, if all this crawling about in bowels causes a rupture, the The Cummerbund Club (http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/Bath/4247/) offers a unique support group for those missing key sections of their lower digestive tract.



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I hope that covered things, bacon.



Miles, I'm not really sure what you're asking. You don't need my permission to put things in your butt, but I'd heartily approve of vitamin C and some Maxwell House for any rectal occasion.



And always remember, they are likely diseased!



Confidential to a Mr. J___: you were warned.