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(My Counter-Ode to Aragon's Counter-ode) x 3

Aragon, after being hit in the head with a baseball



The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

(My Counter-Ode to Aragon's Counter-ode) x 3 pt 2

Aragon, shortly after holding the president's daughter for ransom



I figure we demand some weird stuff so that later we can plead insanity.

Naked pictures of Bea Arthur?



You know, that chick from the Golden Girls.



Come on, guys. I'm just a street cop.

Originally posted by Ray Dillyo

My Ode to Xetox

From some Chris Farley movie





Black Sheep, hizzo.

i dont get what that song has to do with me.. but ray i asked you to leave me alone. i dont think anything you do is funny. matter of fact, i think you suck. pretend i dont exist, and i'll do the same.



thank you.

that was a nice ode

:thumbd:

Originally posted by Aragon

My Counter-ode to Ray's Counter-ode

Barbie Girl, ft. Barbie aka Ray.



I think Barbie girl is too good for Ray.



Ray your too f**king wierd?



My ode to you :)



Wierd Al: Ugly Girl



Ken]

Wanna go for a ride?



[Barbie]

Sure Ken!



[Ken]

Well forget it!



[Barbie]

I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl

Said I have it, I should bag it!

Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!

I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!



[Ken]

Your so ugly,

You disgust me!



[Barbie]

I'm a sad,

Homely girl,

All alone in the world

I'm as flat as board

Thin and lengthy



[Ken]

You're a doll

Get a troll

Were you hit by a train?

Don't come near me

'Cause your breath is stanky!



[Barbie]

Don't get touched!

I'm afraid!

'Cause guys say,

I'm an eye sore!



I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl

Said I have it, I should bag it!

Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!

I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!



[Ken]

You're so ugly,

You disgust me!



[Barbie]

Boo hoo, hoo, yeah!



[Ken]

You're so ugly,

You disgust me!



[Barbie]

Boo hoo, boo hoo!



Oh let's go out and have some fun!



[Ken]

I'm sorry,

But you're too damn ugly!



[Barbie]

Oh, screw you, Ken!



Acne everywhere,

Unwanted facial hair,

I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!



[Ken]

You're so ugly,

You disgust me!



[Barbie]

Boo, hoo, hoo, yeah!



[Ken]

You're so ugly,

You disgust me!



[Barbie]

Boo hoo!

Boo hoo!



Oh let's go out and have some fun!



[Ken]

I'm sorry,

But you're too damn ugly!



[Barbie]

Oh, screw you, Ken!

MY ODE tO the world (ICP)





Fuck

Fuck this shit

Fuck give it to me

If I only could only give to the world on fire,

"

"

Say fuck the world

FUCK THE WORLD!

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Fuck them all

FUCK THEM ALL



Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us

Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus

Fuck Darius

Fuck the West coast

And fuck everybody on the East

Eat shit and die

Or fuck off at least

Fuck pre-schoolers

Fuck rulers

Kings and queens and gold jewlers

Fuck wine coolers

Fuck chickens, fuck ducks

Everybody in your crew sucks

Punk muthafucks

Fuck critics

Fuck your review

Even if you like me, FUCK YOU!

Fuck your Mom

Fuck your Mom's Momma

Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama

Fuck the rain forest

Fuck a Forest Gump

You probably like it in the rump

Fuck a shoe pump

Fuck the real deal

And fuck all the fakes

Fuck all 52 states

And fuck you



If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Say fuck the world

FUCK THE WORLD!

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Fuck 'em all

FUCK 'EM ALL

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Say fuck the world

FUCK THE WORLD!

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Fuck them all

FUCK THEM ALL



Fuck Oprah

Fuck Opera

Fuck a soap opera

Fuck a pop locker

And a cock blocker

Fuck your girlfriend

I probably did her already

Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty

Jump Steady, my homey fuck him what are ya gonna do?

Fuck that bitch, fuck you

Yeah well fuck you, too

Don't bother to analyze these rhymes

In this song I say FUCK 93 times

Fuck the president

Fuck your welfare

Fuck your government, and fuck Fred Bear

Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck

You like to hunt a lot, SO FUCKING WHAT!

Fuck disco

Count or Monty Crisco

Fuck Sisqo, and Jack and Jerry Brisco

And fuck everyone that went down with the Titanic, in a panic

I'm like, FUCK YOU ALL!!!!



If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Say fuck the world

FUCK THE WORLD!

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Fuck 'em all

FUCK 'EM ALL

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Say fuck the world

FUCK THE WORLD!

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Fuck them all

FUCK THEM ALL



Fuck Celine Dion, and fuck Dionne Warwick

You both make me sick, suck my dick

Fuck the Berlin wall, both sides of it

And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is

Fuck everybody in the hemisphere

Fuck them across the world

And fuck them right here

You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge

In Del Ray on Jefferson?

FUCK HIM!

Fuck your idea

Fuck your gonarrhea

Fuck your diarrhea

Rocky Maivia

Fuck your wife, your homey did

He's fucking you

Fuck the police, and the 5- 0 too

Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe

Fuck everybody inside

Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother

Fuck your little brothers homey from around the way

And fuck Violent J

*Gun*Shot*

ICP isn't the lamest group of morons that ever existed, I promise. They're wasting my precious oxygen.

ICP rox



and lol Pantharen, I'll get you my pretty