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I missed the opener. Actually, I am catching up by watching the DVDs. The third season is intensely dramatic compared to the first two seasons. BTW has anyone seen this thing yet? Looks like easy money http://niptuckseason3dvd.com/NipTuckContest_Assets.html

Season three sucked donkey dick. go away, you bot. Nobody else posts (or probably even reads) this thread but me. so stop posting in my thread, darn it! AA, make it go away, please?

DROOL! He is so pretty.

I really enjoyed last night's ep. Christian is not gay, he needs to realize that.

I am suprised by his homophobia, though. He has always seemed so open-minded. I don't understand why he would punch the boy-toy in the face, unless he was tempted to touch him, when the boy strolled in, nude.



GAWD Sean and Julia are the world's worst parents. No wonder their kids are f'd up. Of course Annie is going to be very curious about her baby brother's deformaty, and kids act out in strange ways. There was nothing wrong with Annie taping her fingers, to see what challenges her brother might face. Yet Sean freaked out on her, and ripped the tape off her hands. Then, when she cut the fingers off some of her doll, Julia screams at her, instead of seeing that Annie might need to talk someone about the new baby. No, Julia humiliates Annie in front of her friend, and makes her throw her toys away.



Sean, Julia, no wonder dumb ass Matt is now joining a cult.



Which leads me to a rant against the Nip/Tuck writers:



Guys, I know this is serialized melodrama, and I love it! BUT having Matt go through:



age 16, hit and run

age 16 self circumsision (such a dumbass)

age 17 affair with post op tranny

age 17/18 relationship with skin head Ariel

age 18 now joining a cult



Come on! I am supposed to believe all this happened to a teenaged boy in the span of two years?



I like the scientology story line, though. It is brilliant to have Kimber be the one to pull Matt in. I hated Christian when he kicked in Kimber's door. Kimber is right, Christian is bad news for her, treats her like garbarge. She does need to stay away from him.



So, I guess Kimber is out of porn industry for good? I wonder what happened to all the Kimber sex dolls she had made?



Great ep. I liked how it showed that a leopard can't change its spots. Even with lots of plastic surgery, these people are just as messed up as they were before the surgeries. Only the outside is pretty.

The new owner, Saana. She freaked out because Christian was operating on the stripper, Blue Mondae. I have a theory that she was a stripper or hooker, previous to marrying her sugar daddy. That is why she is being blackmailed. I think her and Christian have great chemisty.



That kiss between Saana and Jacqueline was very surprising. Maybe Jacq used to be her lover/madame, and that is what the blackmail is about. Anyway, good story spin. Girl-girl kisses are always good to see! :biggrin2:



Oh, I forgot to add: Christian's redecorated apt is Friggin Fug, but Kimber's new apt is to die for! I love the color scheme and the furniture. She looked really good, also.

I loved LOVED this episode! Hi, AC Slater! Nice to see you, trying to turn Christian gay? Zach broke up with you, huh? How is Jesse’s caffeine pill addiction? The last time I saw Jesse, she was on the pole. So you are a plastic surgeon now? Well, as long as you keep your clothes off, I will welcome you on my TV screen.



Sean, you are the biggest f’ing tool on TV. Your wife due any minute with a special needs child? What do you do to show your love and support? Bang the emotionally damaged baby sitter! Of course you do. And then give her a nose job, to shut her up. You hypocrite, you have bitched Christian out many times for doing the same thing. I am so glad he called you on your affair.



Christian’s sex tape was so funny. I liked that he didn’t mind that he had a sex tape on youtube, but only that he thought he looked fat in it. Hee! But shame on you, Christian, missing the birth to get lipo. Even though Matt is a brain washed dumb ass, he was correct in calling you superficial and plastic. Christian needs to realize he is going to end up all alone, if he doesn’t change his ways.



Michelle and Liz: YAWN I DON’T CARE SO BORING PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

How in the world does a show like this make the lesbians boring? I don’t get it.



Julia, I am so glad you hired the right nurse. Now please take your son away from Sean, because he doesn’t love your baby unless he can make him "normal". Take Annie and Conor and go live with your mother, okay? You guys will be away from Sean, and I won’t have to see your boring storylines anymore! We all win!



This season is so much better than last.



(I know these are fictional characters, I do!) :)

EWWWWWWWWWW! Jiff induced beastiality. disgusting AND cliche

Liz loses a kidney to organ thieves?!? I can handle this show being over the top in its story telling approach, but to steal storylines off snopes.com is unacceptable. Matt get AIDS by checking for change in a payphone. Next week!

I think I was running a fever this week. I missed DumbAssMatt, and I got no joy out of watching Christian.

Still don't care about the owner's wife. AT ALL! (although I did jump when her madam smashed the model's face in with a paperweight. that was cool.)

this season sucks. I hope tonight's ep impresses me a little, cause DVR is filling up with Thurs night shows I need to watch and Nip/Tuck is quickly slipping from my radar. I like ugly betty and Heroes more than this show, now.

yeah, i like gore and sex as much as the next guy, but deformed baby hands and 'little people' ain't my style. Also, one of the story lines is an old washed up tale about kidney snatching. Which writer got paid for that one? Oh, and they made Christian 1/2 gay.

It is maddening to me, that we are supposed to believe CHRISTIAN of all people, is madly in love with Michelle. Wha? When? How? Not buying it at all.



Sean is still a giant gaping bleeding anus. And a closet alcoholic.



Where is Matt the dumbass? and Annie? This show hurts my head.