Sex Factoids for 2004

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Xetox
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Sex Factoids for 2004

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A dragonfly's penis has a shovel on the end that scoops out a rival

male's semen.



On average, worldwide, people have sex 138 times a year.



Jazz fans and gun owners are among the most sexually active Americans.



For every 35 pounds of weight a man carries over his ideal weight, his

penis will appear to be one inch smaller.



Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.



The average single woman has sex 72 times a year.

It's 111 times a year for married women.



About one percent of the adult female population are able to achieve

orgasm solely through breast stimulation.



The Roman punishment for adultery was often amputation of the nose.



A "buckle bunny" is a woman who goes to rodeos with the express intent

of having sex with a rodeo cowboy.



Fourteen percent of males say they did not enjoy sex the first time.

Sixty percent of women feel that way.



The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of

20 and 70.



It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
Prince Galahad
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Re: Sex Factoids for 2004

Post by Prince Galahad »

werd
homer pimpson

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Post by homer pimpson »

also, you forgot this one:



homer pimpson is hung like a horse with a gigantic cock.
Relorian
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Re: Sex Factoids for 2004

Post by Relorian »

Thats more of a Myth that the myth busters should Bust.
homer pimpson

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Post by homer pimpson »

the only thing the mythbusters will bust is my nut. it would get all over jaime's 18th century moustache.
Relorian
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Re: Sex Factoids for 2004

Post by Relorian »

Yeah, well you just proved the myth that your into men....
homer pimpson

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Post by homer pimpson »

huh. funny thing is, i didn't know!



thanks, i'd say this myth is BUSTED!
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