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[Reckless]

Doesn't it say "judge not, lest ye be judged yourself" in the bible?



Under your argument Ray, giving into excessive amounts of pleasure is wrong. Likewise, if all we're here to do is reproduce, then if you partake in safe-sex period, you're WRONG.



Personally, I say let people do what they want as long as it doesn't break down the already disappeared morality of our sinful nation and society or harm anyone else they're justified to do it.



Furthermore, you are not permitted to have anal sex with your girlfriend either Ray. Since you say that the anus isn't there for anything other than the completion of the digestive process (I assume).

[Raybdbomb]

reckless, my argument has nothing to do with the bible. lets try to have a conversation and keep it out.



i do believe that giving in to excessive amounts of pleasure is wrong. hedonism doesn't work, because to always seek self-pleasure leads to chaos, and it's overall unrealistic.



i don't believe that safe-sex is wrong, i don't believe that a person should spend their whole life reproducing. i do believe that having children could be bad for a person at a point in time, or perhaps some people would not be able to have children. theirs is a sad life indeed, however it does not mean they have permission to go and screw other people of the same sex.



you can't say "you can't tell me i'm wrong", because if you say that then it means you don't believe in absolute truth. regardless if you believe in the bible or not is the question of absolute or relative truth. lots of post-mondernists believe in relative truth, which is total hogwash. absolute truth means that there are a set of things which are right and wrong, which do not change with time



absolute truth means that it differs from time to time, from person to person. for Hitler it wasn't wrong to perform genocide. for everyone else it was wrong, but so what? relative truth, that's his truth lets not bug him.

[Delete]

come on, i like gay men, right ken? gimme an amen.

ameeeeeeeeen

please lord this boy needs jesus. heal this child help us destroy these demons.

oh and please send me a brand new car and a prostitute while my wifes sick in the hospital.



Em got lyrics for it all

[YaMamaBitch]

Well I looked up the word "attractive" one descriptions says "Pleasing to the eye, mind." Therefore, we're both right. I used it in the sense of someone being pretty. I am not gay or bisexual, but that does not mean I can't think girls are pretty.



I never knew that our whole purpose in life is to reproduce. That's complete bull shit. There are some people in this world that have NO business reproducing. If a woman chooses not to have children she does not have to. I know a couple in their 40's who decided to never have children - for fuck's sake - I think that should be OKAY!



I used to be best friends with someone who was gay. She still put their pants on one leg at a time, she bleeds the same blood - they aren't fucking aliens. The only difference between them and you is they have love for the same sex. Are you racist, too? I wouldn't be surprised.



Ray - maybe you should STOP taking things so literal and lighten up. Do homosexual people hurt you? Do they take away your freedom? No, they live their own fucking life - I think they should be able to do it the way they please.

[Raybdbomb]

i am hurt, i am repulsed and that is the worst form of hurt you can feel. "do it the way they please" see my previous post about relative truth. you can't let "anyone" do "anything" because it doesn't work. and you can't say "it's not as bad as killing someone" or whatever, because who says it isn't as bad? i'd rather die than look at two guys going at it to tell you the truth

[Blunt]

ray doesn't like girl/girl cause he doesn't like girls period. Ray your gay and we don't like you

[Helmut]

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?



If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.



Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.



Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?





those ones were my favorites......





oh yeah:



Originally posted by Speed

I think we need a new thread for this.

[Degolas_Nightblade]

Alright. Ray wants me in on this one, so let's see what comes of this. I haven't read everything, just the last page, so I'll add to what I saw.



Homosexuality - Guy on Guy, that's your business. I personally find that sick, but if you don't push it on me, go ahead and have fun. Nasty.



Chick on Chick - Most guys say that this is where it's at. BLEH retards. Lesbians are no fun. At most, you get to watch. WTF are you guys thinking???!! again tho, their business.



Now, hot chick on hot chick on guy....Hell yes. This is the grail of all men. It's natures drive and something that I will agree with. If you don't want it, shrug...more for me. :) As to people saying it's unnatural, look at every other species in nature. Male taps as many females as possible to get the best results. Having multiple chicks isn't wrong, just part of life. We humans just realize the idea of having 2 at once speeds up the process. :)



As to ray not liking girls...bleh. His g/f is damn hot. He's a lucky guy that he got someone like that who shares his level of devotion. Ray's not gay, he just goes for a different quality than we do. We tag for quantity, he goes for quality.



Oh, and delete, yes, Em has lyrics for everything, and it's a beautiful thing.

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Originally posted by Degolas_Nightblade

As to ray not liking girls...bleh. His g/f is damn hot. He's a lucky guy that he got someone like that who shares his level of devotion. Ray's not gay, he just goes for a different quality than we do. We tag for quantity, he goes for quality.



I'll tag for quality in the quantity. How bout that?





[i]Oh, and delete, yes, Em has lyrics for everything, and it's a beautiful thing. [/B]





Whoever finds me is gonna get a finders fee

Out this world

Ain't no one out their mind as me

Need piece of mind? Heres a piece of mine

[Raybdbomb]

yeah but for you the "quantity" is 300lb or over women



and i didn't say anything against the MFF thang, that's a different topic altogether