Year 2050 Headlines

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Xetox
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Year 2050 Headlines

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1. Florida to Be Readmitted to Union



2. Texas Executes Last Remaining Citizen



3. Court Clears AOLTimeWarnerGEDisneyCiscoFordRJRNabiscoExxonMobil of Monopoly Charges



4. 50-Year Study: Diet and Exercise Key to Weight Loss



5. Baby Conceived Naturally



6. It Wasn't the Cigarettes - It Was the Ashtrays



7. Great and Benevolent Galactic Ruler Reveals That Anal Probes Were "Just For Fun"



8. Mother Monica Dies: Revered Hero of Bangkok Slums Overcame Lurid Past with US President



9. Wealthy Widow Anna Nicole Smith, 83, Weds Handsome Young Actor. "This is true love," he Beams.



10. Construction Begins On Grenada War Memorial In D.C.



11. President "Bonecrusher" Jones to Face Chief Justice "Mad Dog" Ortega In Cage Match



12. Baltimore Rams Defeat St. Louis Ravens



13. Pope Phil II Settles Custody Battle With Ex-Wife



14. Upcoming NFL Draft Likely to Focus On Mutants



15. Younger Generation's Music Provokes Outrage of Elders



16. D.C. Zoo to Receive Rare Cow



17. Authentic "Year 2000 Florida Chad" Sells For $6.9 Million at Sotheby's



18. Nursing Home Lawsuit Case: Clinton Denies Candy Striper's Allegations
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12. Baltimore Rams Defeat St. Louis Ravens



haha
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19. Gay men outnumber straight men 3:1
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20. The U.S. province of Iraq to be renamed New Texas
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Headline: MUD to become a reality on September 15th



It was announced yesterday that the fantasy game MajorMud is to become a reality on Sept. 15th as players will gather and be given one month to train, outfit themselves, learn the terrain and form teams (gangs). On Oct 15th the wars will start with the elimination rounds. The final two *teams* to be *standing* will face off on March 15 of 2051 for the thrill of saying we are number one.



As one 70 year old particpant said, he has been playing the fantasy game since age nine, stated: It is about time! I am looking forward to kicking (He usually plays something call a mystic) some butt.



This reporter found that most of the particpants have been playing the game since a young age. So much so, that most do not work, been through divorces, have never eaten a meal at any dinner table, are sleep deprived, and have no sense of reality time.



The organizors hope to make this an annual event.















Loved you post. Gave me a nice little chuckle to start of my day. And if you don't mind I am giving a copy of your post to each co-worker and see what they can come up with, course that will be done during thwir lunch break. Yeah right. :)
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Thats what I post em for..
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