trip to the pharmacy [Archive] - ForumsHQ

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A guy walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the

aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can

help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his

wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls

and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused,

"Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"

The redneck answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I

sent my wife to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came

home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, hell,

I figure if I have to roll my own, she can too!"

[iNViSiGOD]

Plesant.........

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